October 2009
210 posts
September 2009
89 posts
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(218): it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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(912): i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
fun facts
20 things about yourself
1. I’m 19
2. I smoke weed
3. I went to beauty school
4. I drink a lot of beer
5. My favorite colors are Purple and Orange (and no i couldnt just pick one)
6. I have 3 tattoos and 7 piercings
7. My favorite food is buffalo wings
8. I want to become a special education teacher
9. Ive lived in 3 states (Florida, New york, and New jersey)
10. I love The...
ugh
im so lazzzzy today
hey gustaavo
godthescreaming
pretty things
wtfjae
fmylife:
Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn’t a “proper” present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because “ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family.” FML
txtsfrmlstnght:
(630): if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn’t b having these problems
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(303): i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
hey samanthaincharacter
Ann Coulter
What with her fuss in the news today?!
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colouration:
200th follower!!! :O
THANKS
SO AWESOME! :D
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Passive-agressive notes
Just as good as Post secret but a lot more funny
Passive-agressive notes
My Ikea table →
Silly things I want
For some odd reason I found myself on a halloween costume website and I was looking at the purses/handbags.
They may seem silly but I want em’!
Machine gun purse
Lip purse
Doughnut purse!
Halloween store
Oh!
Hey there mobscenity and naturalnumber!